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Whew! That was a close one!!1!!

By fakescoble

I thought I had walked in on Patrick masturbating but realized he was just downloading some new apps for his iPhone. It’s a cool new Sudoku mentioned by Mossberg and it looks AWESOME on the 480-by-320-pixel resolution at 160 dpi. Kids like Patrick are so lucky today to have the iPhone, if I had one as a kid I wouldn’t have masturbated so much. (hehe)

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One Response to “Whew! That was a close one!!1!!”

  1. LadysMan217 Says:
    July 8, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    I heard that there will be a porn viewer for the iPhone out soon, so no worries, young Patrick. Masturbate away, as if your dad was lifecasting it.

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