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Mahalo for taking your shoes off.

Awesome!!!!!1!!1!

Mad props to the folks at Pay-Per-Post for the shout out.

I’m soooooooooooooooo GONE!!!!!11!!

You read it here first. I’ll post it on my other site later. (In case you haven’t noticed, I haven’t posted anything there for 3 days.)

Hey Technorati

Call me! 425-205-1921

Chopped liver

That’s what this makes me feel like. I guess my interview didn’t go as well as I hoped. I featured all my great management skills and highlighted all my previous P&L experience. Seriously, why won’t these guys hire me. I’m asexual, that should help their diversity.

Anyway, Furrier sucks. The fat bearded guy who yells at everyone and whose breath reeks of onion sucks. The “web prophet” sucks. (Side note: how can he be a web prophet, if his best job was working at PodTech.) I can’t wait to leave this place….